A Novelist's Inspirations

"If you don't see the book you want on the shelf, write it."
- Beverly Cleary

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

WORTH IT

You are a freak. I hope you enjoyed becoming soaked for a cookie. You are goof to burn in a cookie-less hell for stealing from me. MUHAHAHAHA

IT IS YOU WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR DENYING THE PEOPLE COOKIES YOU FASCIST WEINEY

IT IS YOU WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR STALKING LUCIEN BUSCHEMI TO THE POINT OF SERIAL MURDERDOM! STEALIG COOKIES IS JUST THE BEGINNING DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE OF SOCIOPATH-Y

LOL YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR SPELLING BOTH LUCIAN AND BUSCEMI WRONG
JUST LOL

YOU’RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR CARING SO MUCH ABOUT A CREEPER WITH A STUPID PIZZA TATTOO. 

YOUR ANCESTORS DIED FOR THAT PIZZA TATTOO MUAHAHAHA

I’m pretty sure my ancestors wouldn’t die for something so stupid. 

pretty sure they were pretty stupid cause look at you, you are so stupid
ALSO PIZZA TATTOO ISN’T STUPID BECAUSE PIZZA TATTOO HOLDS THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ASGARDIAN MEN

Asgardians would also not be that stupid. my ancestors are Asardians, and since you’re an alien, you must come from the same planet as Pizza Tattoo and you should both just go back.  View high resolution

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

ebertram:

picklesandnebulas:

WORTH IT

You are a freak. I hope you enjoyed becoming soaked for a cookie. You are goof to burn in a cookie-less hell for stealing from me. MUHAHAHAHA

IT IS YOU WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR DENYING THE PEOPLE COOKIES YOU FASCIST WEINEY

IT IS YOU WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR STALKING LUCIEN BUSCHEMI TO THE POINT OF SERIAL MURDERDOM! STEALIG COOKIES IS JUST THE BEGINNING DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE OF SOCIOPATH-Y

LOL YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR SPELLING BOTH LUCIAN AND BUSCEMI WRONG

JUST LOL

YOU’RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR CARING SO MUCH ABOUT A CREEPER WITH A STUPID PIZZA TATTOO. 

YOUR ANCESTORS DIED FOR THAT PIZZA TATTOO MUAHAHAHA

I’m pretty sure my ancestors wouldn’t die for something so stupid. 

pretty sure they were pretty stupid cause look at you, you are so stupid

ALSO PIZZA TATTOO ISN’T STUPID BECAUSE PIZZA TATTOO HOLDS THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ASGARDIAN MEN

Asgardians would also not be that stupid. my ancestors are Asardians, and since you’re an alien, you must come from the same planet as Pizza Tattoo and you should both just go back. 

(Source: palebelovedsnail, via palebelovedsnail)

  1. ebertram reblogged this from palebelovedsnail and added:
    that was totally him at the very end. the pizza tattoo was so obvious.
  2. fieryriverandyellowbirds said: Meg, you’re so pretty.
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