May 2013
There is a LOT of Chris Pine on my dash right now.
Its taking all my willpower to not reblog ALL OF IT
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH ON THE VAMPIRE...
HOLY CRAP
palebelovedsnail:
my mom just found out I’ve been liveblogging her and threw a pillow at me
My fault. I just couldn’t help it anymore!
Wow I love time loops. There are a couple really great Star Trek episodes with...
– -my mom (via palebelovedsnail)
#live blogging my mom’s reaction to the x-files #my mom is so nerdy I love it so much omg
I LOVE IT TOO! And I love these updates.
Went to Target in order to buy nail polish, Cloud...
Yes. I live a full life.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.